Stop (topless) Thief!

Why is Gabrielle adventuring sans shirt? Could it be because she was wearing stolen (and unlaundered—in every sense of the word) gear while robbing a chest in the Vulkhel Guard bank, and got totally busted instead? Busted and killed and all of her stolen property confiscated, including the stolen jack. Which was the only piece […]

Read More Stop (topless) Thief!

Horsie fall down go boom

Ok, the horse didn’t really fall down, at least not all the way. It’s just…leaning… However, nothing would do anything about the fact that I got myself stuck in that there crevasse, no Skyrim-style climbing and jumping and climbing out some more to scale high peaks etc.

Read More Horsie fall down go boom

A more abstract Tamriel

It's my favorite glitch, but made special by the sheer amount of stuff (furniture, players, NPCs) that did pop in, without a single wall or floor. It was made even more special by the fact that we were even able to go up to the 2nd floor of the inn (courtesy of an invisible staircase […]

Read More A more abstract Tamriel

Bring out the glitch!

Airship technology is booming in Khenarthi’s Roost: Making the beast with two backs…or fronts? Sides? Hmm.   So this is basically my nightmare when I think about teleported technology: that I would dematerialize inside another person and split them apart. Thank you, ESO Wayshrines, for showing me what that might look like *shudder*

Read More Bring out the glitch!

Falling through the world

“Hmm, that castle looks oddly low-res…” “OH SHIT!” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!…” “AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!…” “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!…” <<Moon’s really pretty, though…>> “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” <<Will this never end?>> “Ah. Ok.”  

Read More Falling through the world

Glitches in the Matrix

  So I was running on an older MacBook Pro for most of the weekend, letting my fiancée play ESO on my newer machine. The first day of this we were using some pretty extreme graphics reductions to get the framerate to a point where the game was playable. On Day 2 I decided to […]

Read More Glitches in the Matrix