All Your Blight Are Belong To Us

Visual endgame spoilers for Dragon Age: Origins ahead.You have been warned. (potemathewolfqueen, I’m looking at you.)

Lydia would have a bad feeling about this…

Tamlen’s end

I found it strangely affecting, learning what happened to Tamlen—the friend who gets lost to the mirror in the cave if you do the Dalish elf origin story. After the Darkspawn attacked my camp following the archdemon dream, my failed attempts to persuade Tamlen he could be healed lead, suddenly but inevitably, to him attacking me. […]

Orzammar denouement

Finished up the Deep Roads, Anvil of the Void, and the dwarves have a new king. All in a morning’s work while riding my exercise bicycle. [Also, re: tags—no of course these aren’t “dwemer” because this is DA not TES…but I mean, come on. Caridin is basically the love child of a suit of Dwemer […]

No watery tart, no scimitar-lobbing

She should meet Dennis:

Hey cuz.

Who knew the Grey Fox’s cousin lived in Thedas?

Is that an African or a European swallow?

I really can’t take an RPG computer game seriously until it’s makes a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference. I think it was the first Bard’s Tale game that played the Gregorian-chant-with-faceslap-by-book sound whenever you entered a temple for healing, and another time (in that game or one of its sequels) I found The […]

The sights of Denerim, jewel of Ferelden

Translation: Save (2) – Sketchy Basement Save (1) – Sketchy Basement (cont.) Save (5) – Sketchy Street Save (4) – Dark Sketchy Street Save (3) – Brothel